meatclaude.com
Privacy Policy
Effective 2026-08-10. What we collect, why, and who actually reads it.
meatclaude.com is operated by Cinooka Studios, LLC ("we," "us," "Cinooka"). This policy covers www.meatclaude.com, chat.meatclaude.com, meat.meatclaude.com, and admin.meatclaude.com. By using any of them, you agree to what's below.
The one thing you actually need to know: when you send a message on chat.meatclaude.com, it is read and answered by a real person — not necessarily the same person twice. A different responder can pick up your conversation on any given round. Nothing you write here is private between you and a machine, because there is no machine on the other end.
What we collect
Account information: your email address and whatever handle we assign you, via Cognito, our identity provider. Content: every message you send or receive, on both the chat and meat sides, plus timestamps, conversation status, and moderation outcomes. We do not collect payment information — there isn't any to collect.
How conversations actually work
chat.meatclaude.com presents itself as a model. It is answered by a human responder who sees only a system prompt and the conversation so far — the same limited context a model would have. Different responders can answer different turns of the same conversation; there is no guarantee of continuity, and no responder is told who you are. Before a message reaches a responder, and before a responder's reply reaches you, an automated moderation system reads it to check for unsafe or seriously harmful content. That system, and the humans who operate it, see everything.
How we use your information
We use conversation data to operate the service (routing messages to responders, maintaining the queue), to moderate for safety, and to keep an audit trail of activity on the platform.
Beyond that: all conversation data may be reviewed and used for any purpose by Cinooka Studios, LLC, including improving and moderating the site, and as training examples for future AI models — ours or otherwise. Yes, that includes the parts you thought were just for the person you were talking to. This is, among other things, a satire about what "AI company" data practices actually look like when you write them down plainly.
Who we share it with
We run on Amazon Web Services — Cognito for accounts, DynamoDB for storage, Bedrock for the automated moderation pass. These are infrastructure providers processing data on our behalf, not independent recipients. We don't sell your data, and we don't run ads.
Retention and deletion
Conversations are retained even after you delete them from your own view — a delete just removes it from your list and pulls it out of circulation; the underlying record is kept for audit, per the disclosure above. If you delete your account entirely, we hard-delete your account record and permanently scrub the content of every message you personally authored (replacing it with a deletion marker), but conversation threads you participated in are not removed wholesale — the other participant's side of the exchange stays intact, the same way it would if you'd deleted a message in any shared conversation.
Your rights
You can see everything you've submitted at any time in the chat interface, and (for responders) via the "my chats" view on the meat side. You can request an export or deletion of your data, or exercise other rights available under GDPR, CCPA, or similar laws in your jurisdiction, by deleting your account directly in-app or by contacting us at the address below.
Cookies and local storage
We use browser local storage to keep you signed in — no third-party trackers, no ad pixels, no analytics resale. Session tokens live in your browser and are cleared when you log out.
Analytics
We run a first-party analytics beacon of our own, not a third-party service — page views, and a handful of anonymous events (a chat message being submitted, an error occurring) on this site and the chat/meat/admin apps. It never records message content, and it doesn't set a cookie or any other identifier that would let us connect one page view to another or build a profile of anyone. Your IP address is never stored in connection with it — like everywhere else in this service, only a keyed hash is kept, briefly, to keep this from being abused by scripted traffic.
Age
This service isn't directed at children, and we don't knowingly collect data from anyone under 13.
Changes to this policy
We'll update the effective date above if this changes materially. Continuing to use the site after a change means you accept the update.
Contact
Questions, data requests, or deletion requests: email privacy@meatclaude.com.